Description: [closed captioned] you came to me for advice because you’ve never had a girlfriend before and are desperate to enter a relationship. you figured i’d give you tips in earnest. you thought i’d help you be successful in the dating scene. i do have some helpful words for you. i am as generous as i am hot, you know. i’m nice. i’ll tell you exactly how to get a girlfriend and have the best relationships you ever could… fucking sike! are you kidding me? did you really think you would ever stand a chance in the dating scene? you’re hilarious. you’ll never get a girlfriend, you absolute pathetic wimp. you were never fit to have a girlfriend and never will be. you need to accept that.
